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Another Marine joke
(Though significantly less morbid...)
A group of Marine Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, “I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work.”
Captain responded by saying, “No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work.”
Then a Major says, “No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work.”
They are all contemplating these revelations when a Gunnery Sergeant walks by. The officers call over to the Gunny to ask his opinion.
The Major says, “Excuse me, Gunny, we are having a discussion and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. So, what is your opinion?”
The Gunny smiles and says, “Gentlemen, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted men doing it for you.”
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"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin
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