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Originally Posted by ChassisWelder
You should have seen the expression on the faces of about 10 people when I described to them my epic tale of how I was shanked in the throat while in prison and lived to tell about it.
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Pretty much free drinks at any new bar ya go into with that tale.
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I have a few scars from being a kid and service with Uncle Sam's relish suited retards.
Life story scars? Good. Tattoos? Good. Body mutilation? Childish.
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A person without scars is a person who hasn't done a whole lot with their life.