The most unusual thing Ive been asked was to be my friend J's "poker bitch" - to dress provocatively and attend his poker tournament to distract another player. I went with him but in all fairness to the game did no distracting. As I pointed out to J, if one is a good poker player one wont be distracted. Besides, it felt like cheating in some way.
Although I have never slept with J (and I never will) Im sure he would have the most creative as well as disgusting things to do. Its just his nature.
Tpop once mentioned wiping my ass, but I laughed and told him I could only take the Daddy thing so far. I draw the line at shit.
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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata
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