Originally Posted by willravel

When I was 17 I went on a cruise with friends down to Encinada. On said cruise I tried to.... dance. What follows is the best description I can muster:
1) Failed imitation: I would try to imitate the moves of other people who were dancing, but it was more like a monkey imitating a professor teaching advanced trig.
2) Failed imitation 2: A Backstreet Boys (yeah, I don't remember them either) song came on and I remembered the music video. I tried to imitate that video, not realizing that trying to imitate choreographed steps that I've seen maybe once may have been a mistake.
3) It was no more than 4 minutes before a lot of people were looking at me:
Yep
D) When I get nervous I yawn and fart: Fin.