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Originally Posted by piismyname
I had a weird thought that others must have had as well. Let's say I get in a car accident and end up in the hospital with two broken arms. Am I just destined to have no orgasms until I get out? I would end up embarrassing myself with nocturnal emissions before too long. Is there a super secret elite group of nurses out there who stealthily give helpless guys relief, or is that thought just a fantasy dreamed up by porn producers?
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If you think people in hospitals are concerned about your level of embarrassment, you're in for a surprise should you ever be hospitalized.
No, there are no hand job nurses.
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I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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