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Old 03-28-2008, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
piismyname
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If i break both my arms will a nurse 'take care' of me?

I had a weird thought that others must have had as well. Let's say I get in a car accident and end up in the hospital with two broken arms. Am I just destined to have no orgasms until I get out? I would end up embarrassing myself with nocturnal emissions before too long. Is there a super secret elite group of nurses out there who stealthily give helpless guys relief, or is that thought just a fantasy dreamed up by porn producers?
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