so i stumbled across this the other day...
hot damn! This is a Hennessey tuned Dodge Viper putting out 700 hp and 645 lb/ft of torque. so what's wrong with it you may say?
well, this is the Venom 700NM. what does the NM stand for? Neiman Marcus. what is Neiman Marcus? Neiman Marcus is a hoity-toity department store that brings us such wonders as
![](http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mx/NM-1BZR_mx.jpg)
and
![](http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mn/NMN06GN_mn.jpg)
and
the car will be sold exclusively in their 2008 catalog.
nothing screams "bad-ass" like a paisley cashmere v-neck sweater.
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