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Old 03-18-2008, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the ultimate ride for douche-bags??

so i stumbled across this the other day...



hot damn! This is a Hennessey tuned Dodge Viper putting out 700 hp and 645 lb/ft of torque. so what's wrong with it you may say?

well, this is the Venom 700NM. what does the NM stand for? Neiman Marcus. what is Neiman Marcus? Neiman Marcus is a hoity-toity department store that brings us such wonders as

and and

the car will be sold exclusively in their 2008 catalog.

nothing screams "bad-ass" like a paisley cashmere v-neck sweater.

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