Tech

so i stumbled across this the other day...



hot damn! This is a Hennessey tuned Dodge Viper putting out 700 hp and 645 lb/ft of torque. so what's wrong with it you may say?

well, this is the Venom 700NM. what does the NM stand for? Neiman Marcus. what is Neiman Marcus? Neiman Marcus is a hoity-toity department store that brings us such wonders as

and and

the car will be sold exclusively in their 2008 catalog.

nothing screams "bad-ass" like a paisley cashmere v-neck sweater.

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Willravel

Whoa. I never really liked the Viper, and this is fantastic evidence to support my impression.

BadNick

I imagine I want a car with black Prada leather interior, but not that one.

Plan9

It's okay, Will. It's just us here.

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Willravel

I'm a 'vette man through and through. Give me a 6C Z06 over even the best Viper any way.

But I do wear clothes sold at Sacks. And I've been told that's pretty gay.

shakran

uh, I don't care who's on the car if the car's good enough. I would drive the Lambo Diablo VS, and I don't really mind that VS stands for victoria's secret

Ilow

further proof that batman was, in fact, gay.

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LoganSnake

I would totally wear that shirt in the middle.

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silent_jay

To steal a line from Jeremy Clarkson, "it looks like something a footballer would drive"

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Bear Cub

Yea... I can see it now... ripping down the highway, Spice Girls blaring, and some incredibly gay scarf blowing around your neck...

Do the seats have built-in butt plugs?

Cynthetiq

boutique cars have always been around... nothing to see here really.

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Plan9

Oh, brother... I haven't laughed that hard all week.

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MSD

The one and only time I was in a NM store, I was looking at the sale rack (oh boy, this t-shirt is marked down from $400 to $150!) and Chamillionaire was cranked up in the shoe department. Not what I expected.

I drive a Lincoln Mark VII. I have the LSC, not the Versace or Bill Blass editions. Those just seemed ridiculous to me.
You just have expensive taste, I'm pretty sure you're not gay.
You, on the other hand ...

telekinetic

I have versions of all three of those outfits...

Not from NM though.

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Martian

Clearly you now need a batmobile to make your life complete.

C'mon, you know you wanna...

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Willravel

Well the having sex with women thing gets in the way of being gay.

Still, riding in that particular vehicle would make Sean Connery question his sexuality.

Martian

Dude, nop. Nothing infringes on Sean Connery's manliness. If Sean Connery rode in that car it would start to wonder if it was straight.

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Willravel

Maybe it's time for Sean Connery to do a movie with Tom Cruise.

Martian

Oh, man. That's a bad idea. The purest form of manliness combined with the purest form of repressed homosexuality... it'd be like a matter/antimatter reaction, resulting in a massive explosion that consumed all the testosterone for hundreds of miles...

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SSJTWIZTA

why do all the models have a cleft in their chins?

do you need one to be a model or something?

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Martian

Possibly. Of course, none of them could actually ride in the Neiman Marcus Viper. The wind would mess up their hair.

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Bear Cub

No no, the cleft in their chin diverts the wind around their hair.

Tech

"his chin looks like balls. do you want me to get those too?"

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~You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois, cause if i'm a child than you know what that makes you? a pedophile. and i'll be damned if i'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

blahblah454

That is the ugliest viper I have ever seen.

And its kind of funny that you can only get it from a gay mens clothing store

QuasiMondo

I've always imagined the official douchemobile to be either an Audi A4, a BMW 3-series, or a Lexus IS. That's the only people I ever see driving those things.

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MSD

Around here it's PT cruiser, RX300, or Maxima.

PlanG

Same, although it's the kind of thing I'd buy in the hope that it would turn me into hot property for the lady folk, rather than for my own personal tastes.

I imagine the price tag from a department store who sell tuned cars may put me off somewhat..