I just found this blog on another site, and this entry is alternately hilarious, depressing and bizarre. Maybe not so much alternately as simultaniously. With no further ado, I present:
Uncle Dirty
Really, it's a great study in how unselfconcious a man can be. Apparently he was like this all his life. Let me be the first to say that some of the details seem a little inconsistent, and I'm not sure that it's 100% true. Even if it is entirely fictional, I don't think that the beauty would be diminished at all.