The_Jazz

I just found this blog on another site, and this entry is alternately hilarious, depressing and bizarre. Maybe not so much alternately as simultaniously. With no further ado, I present:

Uncle Dirty

Really, it's a great study in how unselfconcious a man can be. Apparently he was like this all his life. Let me be the first to say that some of the details seem a little inconsistent, and I'm not sure that it's 100% true. Even if it is entirely fictional, I don't think that the beauty would be diminished at all.

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Kadath

I was amazed for part of it, but by the end it was all depression. I have a crazy uncle, but he has nothing on that man. Thanks, Jazz.

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bobby

getting old is one thing...being old is another

xoxoxoo

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The_Jazz

Bobby, if I hadn't seen recent pictures of you and you "Old Lady", I'd have to ask if you were Uncle Dirty.

But I expect that you're someone else's Uncle Dirty, and you're loving it. And good for you.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Ustwo

Ghandi's perverted brother.

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troit

Very interesting...Good for him to be able to keep the passion for so long!!

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jewels

"Stuff me and preserve me and put me in a thong and keep me in the living room."

Sick and hilarious. I didn't know whether to vomit or laugh. Very odd indeed.

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SSJTWIZTA

Jazz,

You've depressed me.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Punk.of.Ages

This guy inspires me. I hope to be half as alive as he is at his age.

Sans the poo stains though.

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Manuel Hong

um. wow.
I had to send that to a few people.
very odd old duck.

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hunnychile

Bravo for that old fart. Let bygones be bygones. Live and let live.

Anyhow, as stated, EVERY family has one sorta like that.

Yes, getting old is very depressing but it's gonna happen to 96% of us. So deal with it.

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ametc

From my experience in the hospital.. it's more like it's gonna happen to 70% of us. :/


I thought he was pretty sane.. until the pictures of himself on the television came up.... that was just a little to much for me.