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Originally Posted by willravel
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"
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And so this fourth and final guy came sauntering into the bar and plopped down on the stool after spraying it with a little can of Lysol. He was well-dressed and drove a sensible vehicle. Hair straight outta some magazine ad and a face like a Ken Doll thanks to the best knives money could buy. After hanging up from a painfully vapid conversation with a squeaky female on his iPhone, he opened his fat non-leather-animal-friendly wallet and asked for something "sans carbs, please." Robot's sensor twittered violently.
Robot: "IQ 56 detected. Warning: Patron is Californian."