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The Complaint Department
I hereby appoint this thread the capability of logging all complaints, both real and imagined.
Posting the complaint will nullify the existence of said complaint, so once you've complained, it's all good.
Here's my beginning contribution:
Work is slow today for some odd reason.
I'm bored shitless.
I'm horny (lots of men around but no one I want, waaaa)
I'm broke.
I'm hungry and it's not lunchtime.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
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