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From The Onion
Least-Recommended Toilet-Training Books for Children
1. Only Girls Wipe
2. The Domineering Mother And Her Obsessively Neat Son
3. Little Timmy Disappears Forever
4. The Berenstain Bears Shit In The Woods
5. No Longer Mama's Baby
6. Mermaids Are Girls Who Pushed Too Hard (And Other Stories)
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.
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