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Old 02-09-2008, 12:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Golden Books That Never Made It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I thought that "The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy" especially sounded like it has potential.
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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OK, now those were extremely funny!!!

Almost did a spit-take on the last one....
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Least-Recommended Toilet-Training Books for Children

1. Only Girls Wipe
2. The Domineering Mother And Her Obsessively Neat Son
3. Little Timmy Disappears Forever
4. The Berenstain Bears Shit In The Woods
5. No Longer Mama's Baby
6. Mermaids Are Girls Who Pushed Too Hard (And Other Stories)
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

Ok. That one made my whole week.
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