02-09-2008, 12:08 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Willamette Valley
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Little Golden Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry |
02-09-2008, 08:22 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Niice!
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02-09-2008, 01:32 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Psycho
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I thought that "The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy" especially sounded like it has potential.
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02-09-2008, 01:43 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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OK, now those were extremely funny!!!
Almost did a spit-take on the last one....
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02-09-2008, 01:44 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: The South.
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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02-12-2008, 12:35 AM | #7 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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From The Onion
Least-Recommended Toilet-Training Books for Children 1. Only Girls Wipe 2. The Domineering Mother And Her Obsessively Neat Son 3. Little Timmy Disappears Forever 4. The Berenstain Bears Shit In The Woods 5. No Longer Mama's Baby 6. Mermaids Are Girls Who Pushed Too Hard (And Other Stories)
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you. |
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