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Originally Posted by StellaLuna
Ouch. How about not a virgin but had such shitty sexual experiences that she/he might as well be one*? You're so great in bed, help that person with their "identity". 
*That'd be me up until a year ago. It's a process. |
Luna baby, I am more than happy to and do provide such cervices
However I would never marry a virgin. That's just asinine on too many levels. For one...she'd be going to heaven and I'd be going to hell...and I just wouldn't know how to deal with that :P