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Oh, dear God no! I would never shag a virgin. I'm a teacher for a living: the last thing I want to do when I'm in bed is teach.
But then again, I never had much interest in virgins, even when I was one. I figured, how am I going to learn what to do if the girl hasn't ever done it, either? I got "tutored" by an older girl in "everything but," and it was a great experience. The first girl I ever actually had intercourse with had been similarly "tutored" by an older guy. It was great, and I never looked back.
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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