A Canadian killed my parents.
The jury refused to sentence him to death, because under US provision 23.554c., B and F, all Canadians are hereby and henceforth considered mentally and physically retarded, and it would go against the morals of the community at large to put retards on death row.
I think they were just enamored with his tuxedo...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...anadian+tuxedo