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Nebraska Jokes
Q) Why does the state football team use astroturf?
A) So the cheerleaders won't graze.
Q) What does the "N" on their helmets stand for?
A) Noledge
Q) What is the Nebraska state tree?
A) The telephone pole.
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- Homer Simpson
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