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viveleroi0 · 06-04-2003, 07:13 AM

Q) Why does the state football team use astroturf?

A) So the cheerleaders won't graze.

Q) What does the "N" on their helmets stand for?

A) Noledge

Q) What is the Nebraska state tree?

A) The telephone pole.

bobebarn · 06-05-2003, 04:48 AM

Why does the wind blow south across Washington State?

Because Oregon sucks.

06-04-2003, 07:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	Nebraska Jokes Q) Why does the state football team use astroturf? A) So the cheerleaders won't graze. Q) What does the "N" on their helmets stand for? A) Noledge Q) What is the Nebraska state tree? A) The telephone pole. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-05-2003, 04:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
bobebarn Upright	Why does the wind blow south across Washington State? Because Oregon sucks.