Did someone just call me
Crompdaddy?
BET... here I come!
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Society's merit badge system of "I have" and "I am" seems like a whole lot of crap as far as measuring who is and who isn't an adult. These integers are a good way to gauge how old somebody might be as far as years on this dirtball... but not necessarily their maturity or experience.
You don't have to be smart or rich or good looking to be an adult... despite what all those damned full-color froo-froo magazines tout.
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Being an adult. Double lives.
Who we think we are... and who we are because we have to be.
Hmmm.