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Old 01-18-2008, 02:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
Tully Mars
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Originally Posted by high_jinx
i've recently perused the w4m and casual encounter sections of a few sites, and wanted to hear any funny or informative stories y'all mighta had. also, your opinion on if its worth delving into would be nice.

This maybe a little off topic of what you're asking but...

A recent major move had me either storing or selling off a large percentage of my possessions. After deciding what I could not part with I set about listing everything else on every free board I could find. This included CL. One day a guy shows up to buy my boat. I get to talking with him and he comments how much he loves CL. Says he can find anything and everything on there. Women, drugs, you name it. Said he wouldn't be surprised to find a hit man for hire on CL. Later that night I found my way over to CL PDX. I start looking at the ads for, well hookers. I start seeing terms I've simply never heard before. Sure all the normal stuff like French, straight, Greek... you get the idea. But I also read a bunch of stuff I never heard before. One of the terms that puzzled me was "birdwatching." Scratching my head and wondering what this had to do with sex I found my way to a glossary of terms. There I found my answer. Turns out, for those who don't already know, "Birdwatching" is basically a BJ... no spitting allowed. The term "down the hatch" was listed as part of the explanation. So I logged this new term into my memory bank and forget about it.

Fast forward two or three weeks and I'm sitting on the edge of a small pool in a cheap motel in Mexico, drinking my morning coffee and talking with a Canadian lady in her late 70'. Turns out her and her husband moved into the motel nearly six years ago. I asked her what caused them to make such a move. And just as her husband walked out she explained how much, you guessed it, they both loved to birdwatch. I'm sure she's still wondering why I blew coffee out my nose. The two of them must have said "birdwatch" 10 times in a 3 min. conversation.
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