... Or they are short women.
I am sure you will be fine here. You'll soon find that you have to read more threads... and join in more conversations. Then it wakes you in the middle of the night, "I wonder what's up at TFP." Then people ask you why your fingers twitch like you are typing...
Soon... it'll consume you... it'll get you too... <sub>get out while you still can</sub>.
I am like this in real life too... I think it makes life more interesting. Glad to welcome you aboard.