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Man runs in to his Dr.'s office, "Doctor! Doctor! There's a fish growing in my chest."
Dr. says, "Have you been smoking crack again?"
Man looks stunned and says, "No... but I've been drinking absinthe lately and..."
The doctor jumps up and shouts, "ah-ha! ... don't you know that absinthe makes the heart grow flounder?"
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