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Children do say the darndest things.
All you parents, siblings, aunties, uncles, grandparents, friends of
child-like wonder, I ask you to share.

My cousin could not wrap his tongue around his sisters name Elizabeth.
She has since been known as 'lizard breath'

I was 7 years old and my mother kept telling me to behave. I announced
to her that I was ' bein have'

I have a friend who could not figure out for the longest time what his
daughter meant when she screeched about 'arm bubbles'
(turns out she was freaked by armidillos)

This is fun.