This one's a two-parter, from my senior year of high school.
a: Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
b: Really?
a: (pause for realization to set in)
'b' finally gets it, then tries to pull the trick on 'c'
b: Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
c: Of course not, it's French.
b: Really?
c: (pause for realization to set in)
(I was innocent bystander 'd'.)
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