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UsTwo is as all here have said brilliant. Introduce her to your smoked sausage for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and secondsies. If her appitite survives read off the rest of the hobbit meals.
For the thus unspoken cry against the brutal and apparently sexist underpinnings, please keep the following in mind. I believe in treating people as I would like to be treated myself, and I would love someone to take my mind of previous pains for a while.
This isn't even a "friends zone" thing, it's about fulfilling both your needs while allowing valuable mental recuperation.
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