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Originally Posted by ratbastid
It works if you're an English major.
Biology major, not so much.
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Except that all the English majors would be wondering at the lack of pluralization.
The original:
A panda bear walks into a pub. He sits down at a table and orders a huge platter of fish and chips. He proceeds to fill his face; then, upon completing his meal he pulls out a revolver, fires several shots into the ceiling and calmly exits.
A patron turns to the bartender and asks, 'what the hell was that about?'
The bartender opens up a dictionary to the entry on panda bears and places it in front of the patron, who reads, 'Panda bear: n 1. A large ursine mammal native to East Asia; eats shoots and leaves.'