Mantus

A coala bear sees a woman sitting at the bar and strickes up a conversation. After a couple of drinks she takes him back to her place. An hour later the coala bear gets up to leave and she says, "where you going, you owe me money". The bear a little confused asks why he has to give her money. "I am a prostitute" she repplies. "Well I am a coala bear just doing my thing". So she takes out a dictionary, opens it to "prostitute" and hands it to the bear. It reads: prostitute, a woman who has sex for money. "Thats cool", says the coala bear and opens the dictionary to "coala bears". It says: Coala Bear, a furry animal that eats bush and leaves.