some more andrew dice clay ones:
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head,
Fucked her ass and went to bed!
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony
Then wiped his mouth on his tie!
Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
So Jack ignored her flabby tits,
And licked her asshole clean!
Mary, Mary quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!
Roll, roll, roll your cunt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
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