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12-05-2007, 12:22 AM
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Location: NYC
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Naughty Nursery Rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more, All the kings horses and all the kings men, Bent the bitch over and fucked her again. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman "What have u got there?" Said the pieman unto Simon Pies you dickhead. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's a fucking tranny. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
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12-07-2007, 08:12 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Hickory, Dickory Dock
This chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo And dumped the bitch on the next block. Georgie-Porgie, Pudding 'n pie Jerked off in his girlfriends eye And when that I was dried and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut!
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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12-07-2007, 08:42 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, who sat down beside her And said "What's in the bowl bitch?!"
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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12-07-2007, 08:54 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner Eating his Christmas pie. Stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plumb And said "Holy shit am I high!" georg carlin
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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12-07-2007, 09:03 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick, But Jill prefers, The candlestick.
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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12-08-2007, 08:53 AM
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That's what she said
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There was a young girl from Madras.
Who had a magnificent ass. Not pretty and pink, As you probably think. No, it had long ears and ate grass. There was a little girl, Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead... And when she was good, She was very very good, But when she was bad She got a fur coat, jewels, a Waterfront condo and a sports car.
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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past." "Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him." |
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12-08-2007, 11:25 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Old King Cole was a merry old soul.
And a merry old soul was he. He'd call for his pipe, he'd call for his bowl... I guess we all know about Old Kind Cole. -gc
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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12-08-2007, 08:12 PM
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Crazy
Location: everywhere and nowhere
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some more andrew dice clay ones:
Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed! Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony Then wiped his mouth on his tie! Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby tits, And licked her asshole clean! Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy! Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene |
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12-10-2007, 08:53 AM
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Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
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Some Mad magazine love here:
The Itsy Bitsy Spider, went up the water spout down came the rain and washed the spider out Out came the sun through the great big ozone hole and fried that little spider into spider casserole!
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