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jorgelito · 12-08-2007, 04:42 PM

jorgelito, loving husband of both Jessica Alba and Beyoncee in a groundbreaking precedent for legalization of two wives, has passed away peacefully in his sleep at the age of 120. Devoted father of 12 children: 3 sons and 3 daughters by each wife, and grandfather of 36, and great-grandfather of 48, jorgelito had a passion, lust, and zeal for life unrivaled. Known for brokering the historical Peace Initiative for which he won the Nobel Peace Prize, bringing the Middle East together and the Nuclear-Free Holy Lands Compact, jorgelito also engineered the famous Free Market Crossroads system, turning former war zones in to free market and enterprise areas such as the Golan Heights, Kashmir, and others, bringing economic booms to former flash point zones.
Prior to his service to the US as a diplomat, jorgelito was a Senator most notably known for eradicating detrimental affirmative action policies and raising the merit achievements by previously underserved minority groups. During his term, California went from 48th to 1st in academic achievement, college entrance, and graduation. The Golden State has experienced 35 straight years of moderate growth and low unemployment.

Jorgelito was also a man of controversy. The Jorgelito Bill of 2010, legalized homosexual marriage under the Blessed Civil Union Act as well as adoption by gay couples. Experts cite this act as the impetus for reducing the amount of orphans, children in foster-care systems, and stabilization of US population. Additionally, the DK-Jorgelito Bill once and for all settled the matter of Right to Arms at the Supreme Court level. The Consitution guarantees the right of all Americans to own and bear arms without impediment, but the individual states could decide what types of arms could be available with the approval of the Department of Defense. Restrictions on gun ownership were reduced but a compromise was reached with mandatory firearms safety courses required to obtain a license and required every 3 years. His last controversial piece of legislation was the Immigration Reform Act of 2012. His liberalized immigration process reduced illegal aliens, crime, created a more competitive job market and stabilized the economy.

Jorgelito was also a Renaissance man winning 3 Grammies for Best Jazz Composition. An amateur photographer, his work has been on tour of the major museums and galleries around the world.

But his major achievement which started everything was his breakthrough discovery of alternative energy solving the energy crisis, resolving conflicts, and reversing the global warming trend of earlier years. One of Jorgelito's protege's, an immigrant who would have been aborted if abortion was still legal but was adopted by a gay couple in California who saved his life by shooting an armed robber in a attempted home invasion robbery and because there was no more affirmative action was able to go to college; invented a combustible fuel that could be refined into jet-grade fuel. The result was a fuel derived from garbage that produced zero emissions and pollutions at a very low cost. With this discovery, the oil fascists of the Middle East, Venezuela et al found their oil worthless and regimes toppled. Islamo extremists no longer had any bogey man to blame for their troubles and moderates took over.

As a conservative, Jorgelito was a firm believer in meritocracy, and hard work, thus, left nothing of his vast fortune for his many would-be heirs, save a minute amount for funeral expenses. An ardent conservationist and environmentalist, he left $1.5 billion to various environmental groups but most to an organization that develops environmentally sound businesses. He left a further $5 billion in scholarships for colleges and the remaining $20 billion to a charitable trust.

Jorgelito certainly made his mark on the world and will be sorely missed.

12-08-2007, 04:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	jorgelito, loving husband of both Jessica Alba and Beyoncee in a groundbreaking precedent for legalization of two wives, has passed away peacefully in his sleep at the age of 120. Devoted father of 12 children: 3 sons and 3 daughters by each wife, and grandfather of 36, and great-grandfather of 48, jorgelito had a passion, lust, and zeal for life unrivaled. Known for brokering the historical Peace Initiative for which he won the Nobel Peace Prize, bringing the Middle East together and the Nuclear-Free Holy Lands Compact, jorgelito also engineered the famous Free Market Crossroads system, turning former war zones in to free market and enterprise areas such as the Golan Heights, Kashmir, and others, bringing economic booms to former flash point zones. Prior to his service to the US as a diplomat, jorgelito was a Senator most notably known for eradicating detrimental affirmative action policies and raising the merit achievements by previously underserved minority groups. During his term, California went from 48th to 1st in academic achievement, college entrance, and graduation. The Golden State has experienced 35 straight years of moderate growth and low unemployment. Jorgelito was also a man of controversy. The Jorgelito Bill of 2010, legalized homosexual marriage under the Blessed Civil Union Act as well as adoption by gay couples. Experts cite this act as the impetus for reducing the amount of orphans, children in foster-care systems, and stabilization of US population. Additionally, the DK-Jorgelito Bill once and for all settled the matter of Right to Arms at the Supreme Court level. The Consitution guarantees the right of all Americans to own and bear arms without impediment, but the individual states could decide what types of arms could be available with the approval of the Department of Defense. Restrictions on gun ownership were reduced but a compromise was reached with mandatory firearms safety courses required to obtain a license and required every 3 years. His last controversial piece of legislation was the Immigration Reform Act of 2012. His liberalized immigration process reduced illegal aliens, crime, created a more competitive job market and stabilized the economy. Jorgelito was also a Renaissance man winning 3 Grammies for Best Jazz Composition. An amateur photographer, his work has been on tour of the major museums and galleries around the world. But his major achievement which started everything was his breakthrough discovery of alternative energy solving the energy crisis, resolving conflicts, and reversing the global warming trend of earlier years. One of Jorgelito's protege's, an immigrant who would have been aborted if abortion was still legal but was adopted by a gay couple in California who saved his life by shooting an armed robber in a attempted home invasion robbery and because there was no more affirmative action was able to go to college; invented a combustible fuel that could be refined into jet-grade fuel. The result was a fuel derived from garbage that produced zero emissions and pollutions at a very low cost. With this discovery, the oil fascists of the Middle East, Venezuela et al found their oil worthless and regimes toppled. Islamo extremists no longer had any bogey man to blame for their troubles and moderates took over. As a conservative, Jorgelito was a firm believer in meritocracy, and hard work, thus, left nothing of his vast fortune for his many would-be heirs, save a minute amount for funeral expenses. An ardent conservationist and environmentalist, he left $1.5 billion to various environmental groups but most to an organization that develops environmentally sound businesses. He left a further $5 billion in scholarships for colleges and the remaining $20 billion to a charitable trust. Jorgelito certainly made his mark on the world and will be sorely missed.