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There was a young girl from Madras.
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not pretty and pink,
As you probably think.
No, it had long ears and ate grass.
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car.
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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."
"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."
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