I jumped on a grenade for a friend once. He had sex with the chick he wanted, and I narrowly escaped having sex with her hefty friend. She wanted it, I pretended to be really religious. She did have huge (like E size) breasts, so I did allow things to progress far enough to get a handful of them just for the experience, but I was in no way turned on by her. To begin with, I'm not a hookup guy- I need some sort of emotional investment. It's not just that she was fat (and I'm not being mean, folks, fat is fat. I've been fat. You either own up to the word or you're kidding yourself), she wasn't really a nice person in general. She talked shit about people she claimed were friends. I don't abide that kind of nonsense.
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