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But... but... I DEMAND PERFECTION! Okay, just kidding.
My bike is going to be in a garage that is near freezing for a couple months. Which sucks, but if I put my bike in my living room... I'd probably never get laid again.
(dips himself in Cosmoline)
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Now for one of those hellish math problems on the SAT:
If I cover my exhaust in PAM and wrap aluminum foil pouches of OreIda tater tots around it... how many miles would it take to cook them? Assume I have a 1100CC Honda engine, 2.5" pipes, and a 55 mph speed limit.
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