Originally Posted by Daniel_

There was a story in the UK press this week, about a guy who locked himself into his hotel room, and frotted himself on his bicycle (WTF?).

The landlord knocked, got no answer, unlocked the door with a passkey and the man has now been prosecuted for indecency, exposure, and put on the sex offenders register.

For being naked in a locked room.

So don't answer the door.