Best thing I can think of wasn't me but a friend of mine
She managed to dislocate her jaw when giving her BF some oral action. Explaining that at the emergency room was fun, he's still worried about letting her go down on him.
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"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own"
"Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."
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