My boss shared this with me. She knows all about what I go through with R. I was going to put it in my journal, but I thought there might be more ladies who could appreciate it.
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother should have done.