Boy, if I can get a nickle for everytime sex fails with me I'll probably be able to buy a ducati..Err nah that's over exaggerating but mon dieu.
With just this current guy there are numerous occasion.
-We have the run in with menstruation while having sex. He seems more mature and I seems more gross out and mortify with it. End up with him telling me that its fine, and its not biggy and what not.
-I intiated sex between us , which is something out of my agenda and he didnt want it that time because he thinks i'm special and wants to wait for the right moment. No matter how he explains its, still me getting rejected.
-I couldn't get him to stay up, when we finally are ready for sex. No matter what I tried it just goes up and as the condom was being put on it deflated along with my ego.
-I was taking my panty off while on time of him it got caught on my ankle and i wobble over and fall off my bed which is a good 3ft off the ground. He look over the bed to ask me how I was doing and I told him that the floor seems a little more comfy and I need some time to gather my pride and clothes as I walk into the shower.
-It was all hazy but we were fooling around in bed and as reflex I bend my knee and turn to the side a little as he was jumping on me or flying towards me or something like that,welps my knee end up at his crotch. I can see his face scrunch up in pain while his body shiver as his curl his knee to his chest crying in pain after he fall over to the side. Yup sex didnt happen for a while after that.
Soo much more with just this dude and I'm sure more to come, but he's still with me..so I think he either secertly likes how his sex life is not working out soo well or that he is just plain crazy.
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Originally Posted by ItWasMe
I can't come up with anything. Well, except for when I was going to surprise my *now* ex-husband and jump him. He surprised me instead...he was going at it with another woman. Does that count?
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Ouch, What a killer suprise.