Originally Posted by senselocke

Ooh, I have a few for you.

9- I had one girlfriend that everything (sexually) just clicked with. We could go for hours at a stretch, no exaggeration. She would come after ten minutes, I would get a burst of machoness which kept me going, continue. Apparently, we were loud as well, and she neglected to tell me she had a peeping tom (neighborhood kid, probably fourteen at the time). At 3am, we're still going at it, and I'm almost about to come. I look up, and through the open window I see wide open eyes starting at her. We were doing doggy, so she had her head down, and I guess he wasn't looking at me or he'd have seen me and ran. He had to be on her back porch to be up that high too. This should have ended it. Instead, I kept going, pulled out, and shot him right on the forehead. Most accurate shot of my life. He stood transfixed for three seconds, then shrieked and ran. He never bugged her again.

Well, there's probably more, but nine is enough for now. They're all pretty fucked up, I know, but such is life. Good thing I have a sense of humor or I'd have sworn off sex years ago. Still, they make for good stories. You have to have something for when you're meeting your wife's parents.