Here's my wife's failed attempt on me. Back in our Sophomore year of college, I was in a performing arts group and got back to campus from an off-site performance very late. I was so exhausted that I barely made it back to my dorm room. My GF had let herself into my room (she had a key), and was waiting for me in some brand-new lingerie with a look of intent in her eye.
I say "that's cute", and fall into the bed to sleep.
That was 19 years ago. She still gives me a hard time about it, but at least now she's joking.
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