In the words of Brad Pitt from
Se7en...
"Oh, what's in the box!?"
Answer: This thread is gonna be about as awesome as the Ladder Theory and Good Will Humping.
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Meaning that it isn't. But it
IS funny. I like me some funny.
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They start it off with a cookie-cutter continuum of Nice Guy / Middle / Jerk.
Quote:
"Issues" - You're getting comfortable with this girl. You like her a lot. Subsequently, you decide to open up with her. Start sharing about your thoughts and feelings. Tell her about all the things that's going on in your life. And she does the same, trusting you with "secrets" and always saying how comfortable she is around you.
You think: You two are growing closer...so the relationship must be around the corner.
She thinks: "Yay! Emotional support! A friend! Now I need to go find some jerk to fuck."
What you should do: Do NOT let the issues start to come out while dating. Keep your blasted mouth shut, even if she starts to pry. If she starts talking about her own, head that shit off at the pass. Issues are for much later, when the relationship has been established and solidified. If you let the issues come out now, yeah, you'll grow closer, but in that whole emotional support context. She will not be attracted to you. You will own the Friend Zone. Dates are simply for having fun and getting to know each other better.
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UL for emphasis.
Hahah...
"find some jerk to fuck." Man, if only it was easy to be the kind of jerk they wanted.
I'm a firm believer that there are other types of jerks they don't want. Like assholes, a subspecies of jerk.
Good thing I've been the desirable kinda jerk lately.