OP, that was hilarious! Had me laughing pretty hard...I have a pretty good imagination and could just see the image...hehe
I hate public restrooms...I hover because most times it's too disgusting not too.
I am always very courteous and leave everything clean, at least as clean as I can.
I keep thinking all the men reading this thread must be having a good chuckle thinking "who knew!" lol, or conversely, they may be grossed out...ah well