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Old 10-11-2007, 06:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green
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Originally Posted by ItWasMe
Oh, and don't you just love the stalls that have the toilet paper dispenser placed strategically far enough away from the toilet that you have to lean to reach it? It sets off the powerful automatic flusher and your butt gets wet. And you're thinking wtf? I wasn't finished yet. But you know the ladies in line would get all kinds of weird ideas if you said it out loud, so you just think it really really hard.
I don't know what's worse...not being able to reach the TP, or the stalls that are so small that you have to be a damn contortionist or Olympic gymnast to get in, unzip, and sit...and then the keep hitting your knee on the TP dispenser.
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