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Originally Posted by Borla
Mitch was awesome. I have his DVD and one of his CDs. 
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I have his DVD, both his CD's, and saw him live twice. RIP, he is missed.
Ironically my two favorite jokes (and most quoted amongst my Mitch-literate friends) are from his first CD: 'Popsicles are for the summer time' and 'I like chocolate, that's for sure'
No, they don't make sense written out. Yes, his delivery on that one is awesome. Yes, quoting them over and over is hilarious.
Also, probably the best messed-up joke ever:
"If I were a locksmith, I'd be pimping that shit out. I'd be like 'I'll trade you a free key duplication, for *dissolves into laughter, audience laughs along*....
That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, cuz there's no ending."