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Eeeraq · 10-02-2007, 06:19 PM

I think the fact of the matter that there isn't a dudes only place is the sexism inherent in the system, not just a predominance issue.

that being said.

[threadjack] WAY EASIER TO DESCRIBE THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS FOR A WOMAN NOT TO HAVE!

1 Obesity. Seriously. I'm not shallow, I just can't understand the lack of self control and motivation to slip that far into the depths of unhealthy-itude. Seriously.

2 Extreme Jealousy. Just trust me god dammit. F'real.

3 Bad Hygiene. I mean, even if they don't shower for weeks, it might be ok. Its just relative to how absolutely horrible they smell and when.

4 Lack of Manners. Only the ones that get in the way of my pet peeves. For example... Extremely loud, greasy, repulsive chewing. Yuck.

5 Mood swings (to the extreme again). God Dammit! you were just happy 5 seconds ago! Why are you crying and hitting me?!!?

6 Feminism. I'm human, you're human, fuck what's under our bathing suits. (literally?)

7 Stupidity. I guarantee it, 90 percent of the abercrombie, american eagle wearin', mind-blowingly hot chicks out there are grade-A Nincompoops. Teen comedies and Girls Gone Wild prove it.

8 Overly Competitive. These girls just have to beat you at everything, but rarely do, and then your sex life with 'em suffers for weeks as a result (Even if you let 'em win, They Know Somehow! Dammit!). And when they do win fair and square, They rub it in your sportsmanship-filled face, and then your sex life with 'em suffers for weeks as a result.

9 Religious. I'm sorry, but, no.

10 Low self image. Trust me beautiful, You're Beautiful! You're Just saying that! (bathroom door slams... crying... phone call to sister (now shes mad at you)) dot dot dot.

[no end tag! hahahahah!!!!]

10-02-2007, 06:19 PM	#33 (permalink)
Eeeraq Upright Location: Pigseye, MN	I think the fact of the matter that there isn't a dudes only place is the sexism inherent in the system, not just a predominance issue. that being said. [threadjack] WAY EASIER TO DESCRIBE THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS FOR A WOMAN NOT TO HAVE! 1 Obesity. Seriously. I'm not shallow, I just can't understand the lack of self control and motivation to slip that far into the depths of unhealthy-itude. Seriously. 2 Extreme Jealousy. Just trust me god dammit. F'real. 3 Bad Hygiene. I mean, even if they don't shower for weeks, it might be ok. Its just relative to how absolutely horrible they smell and when. 4 Lack of Manners. Only the ones that get in the way of my pet peeves. For example... Extremely loud, greasy, repulsive chewing. Yuck. 5 Mood swings (to the extreme again). God Dammit! you were just happy 5 seconds ago! Why are you crying and hitting me?!!? 6 Feminism. I'm human, you're human, fuck what's under our bathing suits. (literally?) 7 Stupidity. I guarantee it, 90 percent of the abercrombie, american eagle wearin', mind-blowingly hot chicks out there are grade-A Nincompoops. Teen comedies and Girls Gone Wild prove it. 8 Overly Competitive. These girls just have to beat you at everything, but rarely do, and then your sex life with 'em suffers for weeks as a result (Even if you let 'em win, They Know Somehow! Dammit!). And when they do win fair and square, They rub it in your sportsmanship-filled face, and then your sex life with 'em suffers for weeks as a result. 9 Religious. I'm sorry, but, no. 10 Low self image. Trust me beautiful, You're Beautiful! You're Just saying that! (bathroom door slams... crying... phone call to sister (now shes mad at you)) dot dot dot. [no end tag! hahahahah!!!!] __________________ remeber that one time we partied all night? me neither.