Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

I kept walking with a big smile on my face. I hate busybodies, and I hate busybodies who think they're a better parent than you because they strap their future Columbine-kid into a 35-seat SUV and toss on a Disney DVD to shut them up while they drive across the street to WalMart and yet still feel the need to tell you that their little Baby Einstein needs to express himself by screaming himself to sleep at Starbucks.

I don't hate kids. I hate the fucking overprotective, holier-than-thou suburbanite parents who think their little retarded shithead is somehow the next Bill Gates and want everyone to giver their little shithead all the room in Applebees he needs to run around in his stinky pull-ups.