Southern Thinking - Georgia
The owner of a golf course was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Georgia
and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
|