08-28-2007, 02:54 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Southern Thinking - Georgia
The owner of a golf course was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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08-29-2007, 12:11 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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/me goes off to find a picture of Uga wearing earrings....
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08-29-2007, 08:59 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Heh that's cute.
Sadly being here for so long it takes a lot less than that for many UGA girls. Hell a keg of pbr is worth $20,000 here (minus the 14% of course)
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