reminds me of this old one:
A guy goes to the doctor as he is feeling ill. The doctor runs some tests and gives him the results: AIDS.
"Oh no, not AIDS. Doc, I'll do anything, but you have GOT to cure me."
The doctor tells him "Ok, here's what I want you to do. Go down to Mexico for three weeks. The first week, eat nothing but jalepeno and habanero peppers. Week two, eat nothing but bean burritos. The third week, eat nothing but drink as much of the local water as possible."
"Will that cure me Doc?"
"No, but it WILL teach you what your asshole is really for."
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz
I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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