Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

What if you were trying to bump the door shut with your hip, because your hands were full, only you weren't wearing any pants, and you misjudged and hit it less with your hip and more with the front of your pelvis...

*shudders at thought of humping the twig and berries into a car door crack*

The best part of any of these scenarios is that you'd have to overcome the agony to come to your senses and find the handle.